So...um...this is awkward

I never realized  that blogging is so awkward. Or maybe that's just me? Other people don't seem to have this issue. There must be a Blogging font that I haven't installed yet. Or it must be that I'm not double-jointed. Damn me for being so awkward.

Wait, what? I mean, I am not awkward!! Its just that weird things happen to me. Like having my foot tangle itself in my Jasmine-pants which caused me to fall down the stairs with my keyboard under my arm, in my own home, while some visitors were following me to the car. I was real smooth about it. This was about two days ago and I still have a graze on my back and a bruise on my ego. But I'll be okay, don't worry. 

Anyway, so my imaginary friend (Neelam) and I decided to start a blog, but we were a bit confused as to what to write about...she, obviously, is not good at anything - except for being an awesome friend (kidding, she plays the piano and can blow bubbles that float in the air with her spit)...I can't cook awesome food, draw or make crafty things - which is all that anyone blogs about. So we were stuck. Then we said "Stuff it, we'll write about whatever the heck we want to!!" (at exactly the same time)

Being the awkward person that I am, talking to people can be a bit disastrous...I shake in fear now that I'm talking to no one in particular...

So I have been given the big responsibility of doing the FIRST POST [cue: dramatic music] (Neelam "nigs"ed first). How does one's first post in a blog go? Is it like the first day of school where everyone introduces themselves and describes their holiday in 5 words? (Hi, I'm Shreeya, um blog-inspiring, music-filled, a-lot-of-time-wasting, waking-up-late, no-varsity :D) Or is it a "Welcome to my world!!" type post??

From what we researched (we are so serious about this) people just started randomly and pretend as if they've been doing it forever. Aaawwwwkwwwwaard.
So following that criteria, I'm sure this is good enough, right?... Well, except for the part where I make it clear that I have no idea what I'm doing. Whatever, it shall have to do!

Damn, I never thought about how these things are meant to end...err, "have a good night!"? "Adios Amigos!"? "Peace dawg!"? "Ciao!"? "That's all folks!"-for now..."I'll be back!"?(you know you were thinking it too)
(Note to self: find out how to end a blog)
PS. I don't understand why people announce their "note to self"s. Its stupid, don't do it people!

Oh! And - My name is Shreeya and this is Fights With My Imaginary Friend!